lug-bg: Win 2000 Source Code

[sn@xxxxxxxxx (Svetoslav Nikolov)]

Zdraveite, 

Ako Microsoft reshat da si pusnat Win2000 kato Open Source, toi 
nai-veroiatno bi izglejdal taka:

#include "win31.h" 
#include "win95.h" 
#include "win98.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
#define INSTALL =3D HARD 
char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; 
void main()  { 
   while(!CRASHED) 
     { 
       display_copyright_message(); 
       display_bill_rules_message(); 
       do_nothing_loop(); 
       if (first_time_installation) 
         { 
           make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
           do_nothing_loop(); 
           totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
           search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
           hang_system(); } 
       write_something(anything); 
       display_copyright_message(); 
       do_nothing_loop(); 
       do_some_stuff(); 
       if (still_not_crashed) 
         { 
           display_copyright_message(); 
           do_nothing_loop(); 
           basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
           do_nothing_loop(); 
           do_nothing_loop(); 
         } 
     } 
   if (detect_cache()) 
     disable_cache(); 
   if (fast_cpu()) 
     { 
       set_wait_states(lots); 
       set_mouse(speed, very_slow); 
       set_mouse(action, jumpy); 
       set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); 
     } 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 5.0"); */ 
   printf("Welcome to Windows2000"); 
   if (system_ok()) 
     crash(to_dos_prompt); 
   else 
     system_memory =3D open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE); 
   while(something) 
     { 
       sleep(5); 
       get_user_input(); 
       sleep(5); 
       act_on_user_input(); 
       sleep(5); 
     } 
   create_general_protection_fault(); 
} 


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PS: ( Copyright notice:  Gornoto ne e pisano ot men. )

Svetoslav
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